So Grace and I decided to go all trolly and set up a relationship status a la Shun Git and Marie, except with an interesting additional twist of homosexual incest since we’re related via an uncle-nephew relationship.
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STATISTICS
- Ego damage: 87%
- Likes: 32
- 7 likes on “Tan Shao Yun is in a relationship with Grace Chua”
- 6 likes on “Grace Chua is in a relationship with Tan Shao Yun”
- 14 likes on “ARE YOU SUGGESTING MY GF IS A STEAK”
- 3 likes on that mushy cheesy thing that only a person bored to death and high on barbecue fumes can write
- 2 likes on that thing about the slow clap
- Comments: 30
- Congratulations: 2 (sorry guys)
- Disbelief: 5
- Disappointment: 1
- Self attempts to salvage the situation: 5
- Death Threats: 0
- Sheepish grins: 6
- “Someone was talking behind my back” sneezes: 0
- Self-delusions: 1
- Total time in depression: 5 hours
- Moments of “o-god-this-is-such-a-bad-idea”s: At least 40
- Damaged property: Math Lecture Notes 6 (cover page cut repeatedly)
- Power-of-Understanding Swords gained: 0
- New friend requests: 1
- Unrelated friend requests: 1
- Related friend requests: 0
The annoying thing is that I’ll definitely be the loser in this situation no matter which angle you decide to see it.
People will label me a despo, my notes will never be safe on the table and I’ll be ostracised wherever I go.
ECCENTRICITY GRANTS IMMUNITY TO THIS SHIT
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