Atypical saturday

Usually, my Saturdays are labelled as the “go-out-with-bestest-best-friends” Saturday, but it was cancelled this week due to “let-us-go-and-buy-that-douchebag-a-present-so-that-he’ll-stop-whining-and-being-distrustful” Saturday. Which meant I had to stay at home. Oh well, at least I got to go out with Yirui in the morning.

NOPE

Due to extremely “fucked up sleeping habits” (I’m not even trying to vaunt here, this is a direct quote) I slept at 3AM which led to me waking at 1030. I stayed at home and messaged Yirui, who didn’t seem to mind. (He called me a dumbshit publicly on Facebook a bit later which wasn’t atypical of him, seriously)

I proceeded to punch my keyboard until 3PM before I remembered it was “let-us-go-and-buy-that-douchebag-a-present-so-that-he’ll-stop-whining-and-being-distrustful” Saturday, so I romped over to the bed et bathrobe to do some maths while listening to music. I ended up unconscious and woke up at 4:30pm which I chided myself for since I went absolute batshit the previous day for not revising.

So I went cycling because hey, the day’s gone already, might as well make use of the remaining time, right? First thing I noticed was that the bike was surprisingly smooth this time round and I cycled up a hill and almost got hit by cars. I saw a few cool things such as young ladies promoting Off! insect repellent, couples, barbeques, stereotypical people of a certain race camping, more couples, dogs, and did I mention couples yes I did a few times in fact.

I got bored after cycling to one end of the park so I cycled to the other. When I got bored of that, I stopped, sat in a small pavilion and typed this post on my iPod (which I proceeded to fuck up by closing the app so pretend I wrote this at the park can you)

This is where I was at:

This is the same photo but with hipster effects because I’m obliged to add them:

Looks vintagey.

Ooh, a pomerian

So I cycled home and met my dad halfway. Along the way I had to swerve into the grass and back on the pavement because there was a crowd who were really silly and decided to walk on the cycling pavement. My bike gave a huge bump which slammed my yahoo onto the saddle which was very traumatising. I think I heard the crowd go “ohhhhhhh” There’s a new cycling route opening tomorrow hmm

So when I went home I didn’t do any work at all. How silly.

In all honesty and at the risk of sounding like a bad ending to a chick-flick I would’ve – get a tissue and prepare yourselves– settled for just an entire day out with you guys. Just that. There’s not really anything I’d like to have (aside from a brand-new pencil box, stationery included because I completely LOST THE LAST ONE which I can’t be bothered to go ask around for and something alcoholic so that I can wake up Friday completely hung over and all and maybe) because friendship is magic.

Gotta Gonna sleep early!

*PROCEEDS TO PLAY TF2 WITH KANG UNTIL 1AM*

I think I’ll continue that silly 30 days of writing thing tomorrow.