resolutions

With a new year comes new everythings, ranging from an increment in age to different expectations to more people known

Starting from tomorrow onwards, I resolve to become a better person: not just in spirit, but physically as well because fat dudes are undesirable. A few weeks ago we did this exercise where we had to list 30 things we want to accomplish. The bottom list is made up of much of that.

GOALS FOR 2012:

  1. Run for 30/45 mins every day (or 2/3 days if this is really too much)
    The PE teacher told me to do this to lose the pounds or something, but I actually record my weight in kilograms! GASP! OH BOY DON’T YOU AGREE THAT BEING SKINNIER MAKES YOU AWESOME?
  2. Stop swearing!
    Because frankly swearing like a sailor never did anyone any good. HEARD THAT, SPECIFIC FEMALE READER?
  3. Treat everyone better.
    VAGUE. But brilliant.
  4. Finish homework before starting up the laptop
    I’m slipping away and this should help me get back into shape.
  5. Learn to whistle awesomely!
    Especially with 2 fingers! Water drops can entertain for only so long.
  6. Get phone fixed soon!
    Okay, this is part of the laundry list that I fixed up for myself, it’ll be there.
  7. Get an electric guitar because it is awesome.
    There is no reason why this shouldn’t be on anyone’s list, really.
  8. Resist peer pressure.
    I’m a weak person and I will be stronger so that I can defeat the magical phrase: “come join me”.
  9. Investigate meaning in life.
    I’m a teenager, forgive me.
  10. Stop being so damn paranoid.
    Not everyone’s out to do you in, you tard.
  11.  Change someone’s life for the better
    A bit of a stretch!
  12. Make someone’s day, everyday.
    Suck-up time.
  13. Use the other party’s name when saying “hi”, “bye” or in general conversation
    Research has shown that people are much happier when
  14. That one thing I told myself to stop doing
    YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS STOP IT YOU COWARD
  15. Just be awesome.
    Easy.
Quite possibly the best song ever:

Take Me Out – Franz Ferdinand

So if you’re lonely
You know I’m here waiting for you
I’m just a crosshair
I’m just a shot away from you
And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered, I lie
I’m just a crosshair
I’m just a shot, then we can die

I know I won’t be leaving here with you

I say don’t you know
You say you don’t know
I say… take me out!

I say you don’t show
Don’t move, time is slow
I say… take me out!

I say you don’t know
You say you don’t know
I say… take me out!

If I move this could die
If eyes move this could die
I want you…to take me out!

I know I won’t be leaving here (with you)
I know I won’t be leaving here
I know I won’t be leaving here (with you)
I know I won’t be leaving here with you

I say don’t you know?
You say you don’t know
I say take me out

If I wane, this can die
If I wane, this can die
I want you to take me out

If I move, this could die
If eyes move, this could die
Come on, take me out

I know I won’t be leaving here
I know I won’t be leaving here
I know I won’t be leaving here
I know I won’t be leaving here with you

Comments

2 responses to “resolutions”

  1. Marie Avatar
    Marie

    AND FUGYOUU TOOOO hahhahahahha

  2. メiiao Avatar

    resisting peer pressure? just say “don’t feel like doing blah blah blah”, works everytime i use it.

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