Boarder’s Bid

If life gives you past-year papers and knee-deep notes…

Make the most out of the life you have left.

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44 Things to Do Before I Leave the Boarding School

☑ Get drunk.
COMPLETED (12 Oct)
Graduation night, PRCs asked me out for drinks.

☑ Wear a suit.
COMPLETED (18 Oct) Boarding School EOY dinner.

 Wear a suit to breakfast.
COMPLETED (19 Oct) I slept in it too.

☐ Get kicked out of college at night for staying too long.

☐ Watch the sunrise on the hill behind the dining hall.

☐ Visit the beauty salon on the first floor.

☐ Study in Starbucks until 10PM. [PROGRIS: 9:45pm]

☐ Catch a couple kissing.

☐ Take a photo of a couple kissing. (UNETHICAL)

☐ Get that Santa hat from Hall C (The girls’ dormitory)

☐ Hug 10 different people.

☐ Buy the elusive chicken leg from Blue Tea (I have no idea when they sell it)

☐ Do 5 pull-ups in a go. [PROGRIS: 2/5]

☐ Play the drums in the music room.

☐ Consume nothing but blackcurrant juice for a dinner.

☐ Experience the fire alarm.

☐ Stay in the study room until closing time. (2AM)

☐ Sleep on the sofas in the common area.

☐ Attempt to enter Kuek’s house (our quartermaster, lives on our floor)

☐ Hi-five 10 people.

☑ Play the theme song of “Titanic” on the recorder for the hall to hear.
COMPLETED (16 Oct) Very badly too.

☑ Make friends with a level-mate.
COMPLETED (9 Oct)
A shame he romps around in boxers.

☐ Stay for an entire weekend.

☐ Sing spontaneously with a person on another floor.

 Decorate my corner of the room.
COMPLETED (22 Oct) Halloween tinsel! Beautiful.

☐ Project a movie for people to watch.

☐ Cover study room lights with cellophane.

☐ Celebrate someone’s birthday loudly with Mr. Kuek.

☐ Put a roommate’s belonging in Jello.

 Get guard to say “good morning” to me.
COMPLETED (18 Oct) Surprisingly easier than I thought.

☐ Get Goh Chok Tong’s Ghurka guard to wave at me.

☐ Flirt with the auntie at Blue Tea.

☐ Learn to whistle with 2 hands.

☐ Do that whistle at girls.

☐ Stand at the drinks dispenser and serve drinks to 10 people.

 Return to the boarding school after 2230 (curfew).
COMPLETED (SO MANY TIMES) Oh man I just oh man

☐ Build a card pyramid.

☐ Spend an entire day wearing sunglasses.

☐ Order a pizza to the boarding school.

☐ Microwave a grape.

☐ Be nice.

☐ Sell lemonade.

☐ Memorise the Skyrim theme song.

☐ Learn to play the harmonica.

☐ Have a lucid dream.

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