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44 Things to Do Before I Leave the Boarding School
☑ Get drunk.
COMPLETED (12 Oct) Graduation night, PRCs asked me out for drinks.
☑ Wear a suit.
COMPLETED (18 Oct) Boarding School EOY dinner.
☑ Wear a suit to breakfast.
COMPLETED (19 Oct) I slept in it too.
☐ Get kicked out of college at night for staying too long.
☐ Watch the sunrise on the hill behind the dining hall.
☐ Visit the beauty salon on the first floor.
☐ Study in Starbucks until 10PM. [PROGRIS: 9:45pm]
☐ Catch a couple kissing.
☐ Take a photo of a couple kissing. (UNETHICAL)
☐ Get that Santa hat from Hall C (The girls’ dormitory)
☐ Hug 10 different people.
☐ Buy the elusive chicken leg from Blue Tea (I have no idea when they sell it)
☐ Do 5 pull-ups in a go. [PROGRIS: 2/5]
☐ Play the drums in the music room.
☐ Consume nothing but blackcurrant juice for a dinner.
☐ Experience the fire alarm.
☐ Stay in the study room until closing time. (2AM)
☐ Sleep on the sofas in the common area.
☐ Attempt to enter Kuek’s house (our quartermaster, lives on our floor)
☐ Hi-five 10 people.
☑ Play the theme song of “Titanic” on the recorder for the hall to hear.
COMPLETED (16 Oct) Very badly too.
☑ Make friends with a level-mate.
COMPLETED (9 Oct) A shame he romps around in boxers.
☐ Stay for an entire weekend.
☐ Sing spontaneously with a person on another floor.
☑ Decorate my corner of the room.
COMPLETED (22 Oct) Halloween tinsel! Beautiful.
☐ Project a movie for people to watch.
☐ Cover study room lights with cellophane.
☐ Celebrate someone’s birthday loudly with Mr. Kuek.
☐ Put a roommate’s belonging in Jello.
☑ Get guard to say “good morning” to me.
COMPLETED (18 Oct) Surprisingly easier than I thought.
☐ Get Goh Chok Tong’s Ghurka guard to wave at me.
☐ Flirt with the auntie at Blue Tea.
☐ Learn to whistle with 2 hands.
☐ Do that whistle at girls.
☐ Stand at the drinks dispenser and serve drinks to 10 people.
☑ Return to the boarding school after 2230 (curfew).
COMPLETED (SO MANY TIMES) Oh man I just oh man
☐ Build a card pyramid.
☐ Spend an entire day wearing sunglasses.
☐ Order a pizza to the boarding school.
☐ Microwave a grape.
☐ Be nice.
☐ Sell lemonade.
☐ Memorise the Skyrim theme song.
☐ Learn to play the harmonica.
☐ Have a lucid dream.
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