I have the strange eerie sinking feeling in my heart right now. Like what most heart attack patients probably feel like (I just googled “what does a heart attack feel like” and they said it was more of a dull pressured pain but who cares)
Man it just got WORSE.
I had this pimple on the part of my nose which lies under the nose-rest of my spectacles, so it hurt every time I had to push my glasses back up. So in the morning I had this extremely ingenious idea to stick a cotton swab onto my nose so that my spectacles stopped cutting into the pimple. People kept asking me what that was for so I either replied with “I punched myself in the face” or “I tried to cut my hair but cut myself by accident” or “I walked into a pillar” because a cotton swab on your nose grants you the freedom to say whatever the hell you want.
Thanks for the Pinkie Pie, Chuan!
During Physics lecture (which was so incredibly boring, I fell asleep. In my half-conscious state I dreamt of going to the fridge which was in a pitch-dark LT3 to take out bottles of mustard and ketchup. Then I woke up and realised the lecturer was talking about sources (sauces LOL) of waves haha.
After school Derek and I headed on to the old grandpa and grandma’s place for CIP. On the way there I decided to consult him for a manly HTH, and we reached a general consensus that I should start looking at people past their flaws.
Maybe then I’ll live for 5 more years or something.
aaargh why am I so worried it’s all damned SPECULATION. I’M A DICK.
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