what

okay you see
if you got your arm burnt by mistake because the gas was leaking when you manhandled the knobs and you lit a match to check
and you decide to, you know, sue the gas company for it
but you have a friend in the company and you keep blaming him
and you talk to him because you want him to help you talk to the company for you but you’re too goddamn chickenshit or lazy to sue them yourself
but your arm is like screwing up already and stuff, and you get increasingly desperate to seek payment and not medical attention and stuff
whose fault is it that you got your arm burnt?
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okay shit analogy.