The Bet, Day III

I can’t believe I asked my junior for relationship advice LOL

He advised me to be more outgoing with the opposite gender rather than being a damn pussy all the time. I complained that my looks weren’t great and he told me that one of his friends also had the same bet, except that he must “get laid” or receive 10 slaps or something.

He showed me his friend’s FB profile to show me that I had a better chance than his friend ever would, and it turns out that his friend is that retard from BSC who a) got drunk b) put only a single scarf in an entire washing machine and set it to run for 45 mins and c) has silly hair. No that’s not a multiple-choice question.

But he’s kinda right because I shouldn’t really be such a chickenshit in front of the opposite gender and man up and talk to them without sounding like my voice is running through a strainer.

Okay I will talk to girls more because they are nice people.

I am so pumped for archery sabbaticals tomorrow woohoo!

Comments

6 responses to “The Bet, Day III”

  1. メiiao Avatar

    yes man up my friend and go for it! and only when you interact with girls then they will know more about you and perhaps like you.

    1. turnstiles Avatar

      haha I failed today

      1. メiiao Avatar

        i’m surrounded by girls in both my sabbats and nothing happens either…

      2. turnstiles Avatar

        I manned up a bit today but not enough boo

  2. MX Avatar

    LOL you sound damn despo. just be normal la -,-

    1. turnstiles Avatar

      No, I cannot, for true power and masculinity lies within three things:
      1) Bicep size
      2) Chest hair amount
      3) The outcome of this bet

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